(( headcanons headcanons

• mun doesn’t personally ship akuroku. (whoop making myself unpopular already) but muse comes pre-equipped with a regular sex partner (kind of). even so, axel is kind of … whore-ish. so be prepared for empty flirting, casual molestation, and general pedophilia with the willing populous and most of the unwilling.
• um, water. yeah, no. axel avoids it wherever possible because no. showers are kept to under seven minutes, swimming is a big no-no, and outings where rain is even a possibility earn you a prompt “fuck you”. so demyx can just go away with the waterworks.
• axel doesn’t actually swear all that much. blame the fact that he’s half owned by disney. he really only does it when he’s really “frustrated” or during sex.
• sometimes mun is a firm believer in the long-lost theory that riku is axel’s somebody. sometimes mun thinks lea is the most adorable thing in the world and no one else fits the mold. mostly she sticks to canon though.
• axel just likes cuddles. sometimes sex isn’t required to give him the physical sensation. 

um that’s all for now. stay tuned for more ))